I have had enough of you. Well, you and your husband must be so proud of Vanessa. Dan and Jenny are forced to attend the school by their former rock star father, Rufus, who has a tumultuous past with Serena's mother Lily van der Woodsen, a socialite with a secret past as a groupie. I'll bet he has something planned, like chicken. Oh, a deal's a deal. Well, just imagine Carter owes the Buckleys half a million Necco Wafers. He will go on speaking for a long time.
She's a shoo-in to give the toast at the Freshman Dinner. Okay, yeah, I'll tell him. And you have no idea what this speech means for me. Your teeth shine like diamonds. Ellis if you could give the freshman speech? Do you have a boyfriend? I made a mistake and I know there's no excuse but it was just a kiss. Lily loves her Jefferson Airplane.
And you really think he'll play for Carter's debt? Dan has told us so much. Except it wasn't on the runway, so that's kind of impossible. And there's nothing you can do about it. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Vanessa Abrams. I've left him a dozen messages. Yeah, maybe we should hold off on the Sweathogs.
Things are rarely as they appear. I probably won't get it. Oh, Rufus, will we be seeing Daniel at the dinner? I can meet his parents any time. Um, yeah, you know what? What are you talking about? The Bu The Bu is Malibu. Well, I don't know about that. Well, Tripp's a good guy.
Yeah, Leo's playing my boyfriend. Just get him to bet Carter and remember the tells. Lay off the caffeine, huh? Archibald, you wanna call it a night? People like you more when they meet our family. Olivia, you get the, ahem, Vinnie Barbarino. I've never been Bette Davis before.
I knew they'd take care of my debts so I proposed. Yeah, I have the real one. He's got a phone call. So, what do you think about going out to eat tonight? I substituted my awful family for his amazing one. She changed her mind, or doesn't wanna hurt your feelings.
Tell her you wanna have a great night. Though, then again, she might not. Thanks for playing each other. I let Blair convince me you'd say no. Is it smart to lose everyone over 25 on Parents' Weekend? The service is aimed at promoting legitimate shows on the internet and is a purely informational site. And something tells me we're in for a show.
Would you let me look at you? You need a speaker more like, well, me. Nate, thanks for stopping by. Vanessa told me that's why you disinvited me. And I know this is my fault. Maybe you and Mom can take in a show instead. You came out swinging but never stood a chance against a Hollywood heavyweight.
You heard the part about my parents? Actually, Blair congratulations, you just did. Are you trying to destroy Tripp's campaign? When did Tripp decide to run for Congress? Also ruling the Upper East Side is Chuck Bass, son of the wealthy and powerful Bart Bass and a friend of Nate's since childhood. Olivia, Dan just wants to protect you from them. The closer they become, the more Dan learns about the real Serena and how different she is from the world in which she lives. What are you standing there for? Maybe she's different when they're alone. My sister is a musician. Careful, V, don't send out your invitations just yet.